Does someone you know have the plague? Did they give *you* the plague? Would you like to give someone the plague? Now you can! This groovy doctor's bag box is filled with Black Death, back from the successful European tour! It includes:

• Giant stuffed Black Death (Yersinia pestis) microbe.
• Three Gargoyle soaps in Ring Around the Rosie essential oil blend, 
• 1 ounce bottle of Ring Around the Rosie essential oil blend with a bonus mini-mist sprayer. 
• Sachet bag of herbs/flowers to ward off the "evil plague demons". 
  

all wrapped up in a groovy doctor's bag box.  It's all here but the leeches.  Recover like it's 1599!

(Real plague not included.  Will not start global pandemic.  Not to be used to wipe out countries, bring about the fall of western society, or create a new Dark Age. Do not taunt Box o' Black Death with excerpts from The Decameron ).

Are you surrounded by brilliance? Does the intellect of that special person glow so strongly one could use it to power cities, if only it could be harnessed? Have we got a gift set for you! You know what smart people need? Extra neurons. It's true. Stupid people need them too...but you have to explain what they are. Slowly.

This Brainiac Box comes complete with all kinds of goodies to keep the brain active...and quite possibly tortured. But then, the brilliant ones are tortured anyway...so you might as well get a piece of the action.

Box includes:

• Neuron Brain Cell Microbe
• Sudoko rubix cube
• Wooden pocket puzzle
• Two bars of Lemongrass Sage Soap 
• 1 ounce Bottle of Concentration essential oil with bonus Mini Mister

Wrapped in a colored box with coordinating shred. (Colors may vary.)

No kissing and telling with this lover's basket. Start your fun by soaking together in Aphrodisiac Bath Salts, then treat yourselves to a hedonistic body massage of sandalwood and monoi oils. What happens next is between you and your Kissing Disease Microbe, but no matter how dirty you get, we've included some chocolate soap and some honey lip balm to restore you to sweet, sweet cleanliness. 

Basket includes: 

• Giant Kissing Sickness (Epstein-Barr) Microbe. 
• 8 ounce tube of bath salts with a proprietary essential oil blend
• 4 ounces of monoi and sandalwood oil. 
• 4 ounce bar of traditional soap in Chocolate Mint
• honey and organic beeswax lip balm

 

 

Wish a speedy recovery to someone under the weather. This adorable stuffed Common Cold (Rhinovirus) stuffed critter is surrounded by goodies to get your sickie back on their feet.

• Rhinovirus giant microbe, 
• Spicy Mint Soap, 
• Vitamin C soap, 
• Spicy Mint Aroma Beads to help clear air passages, 
• Antibacterial hand cream in Lemongrass and Clary Sage essential oils, 
• A selection of Stash brand Teas, 

all wrapped up in a groovy doctor's bag box.

Includes a hand written message if desired. (Just tell us what to say.)

It's a manly gift of Pirate Loot! Tucked into a gorgeous Pirate Chest, are the following goodies:

• Pirate Bay novelty shaped soaps,  (may vary but can include coins, bottles, fishies, etc.)
• A full size bar of gold laced Pirate Bay glycerin soap
• Two mini rubber Pirate Bath Guardians of Dooooooom,
• A scrubby Soapy Sock, and
• A  small jar of Pirate Bay aftershave lotion.

The only way to get more treasure would be to haul out the metal detector, put on some black socks and sandals and head to Florida. Aye, if you want your first mate to climb your riggings, then this gift is just the thing.

Ever feel like you're just not getting enough sleep? Soapy Hollow to the rescue! This soothing gift set comes tucked in with:

• Your very own Sleeping Sickness (Trypanosoma brucei) stuffed microbe, 
• Sachet of Lavender Buds with aroma beads, 
• Lavender Lullaby soap (traditional)
• French Lavender Glycerin
• 12 Lavender Vanilla soap stars
• 1 ounce bottle of Lullaby Essential oil blend with a bonus mini-mister

Sleep Well!

Gift wrap any order for only $5.00. Gift wrap includes a handwritten gift note. Please enter what you'd like to have on the card in the text field provided.

(Please note that all gift sets already include gift wrapping, there's no need to order additional wrapping for those items.)