Do you have that one week a month where you just want to whack people with a stick? Have people compared your monthly cycle to the rampages of Ghengis Khan? Do your friends keep a calender so they know when to bring you chocolate?

Ok, so the chocolate part is a benefit, but the rest, not so much. Let this blend of aromatherapy oils and bath salts help you reach that little patch of sanity in a world that seems bound and determined to make you cranky.

By popular request, here's a kit to make your own bath bombs. Kit includes all the ingredients and instructions to make your own fizzy bath toys. Pick a fragrance from the list, or if you want me to do a custom fragrance for you, enter that in the custom field, and I'll contact you. I'll pick a color based on your scent choice, or you can write a note about what color you'd prefer.

Note that the kit DOES NOT include molds. I don't have a wholesale supplier for those, and so you'd end up paying a marked up price that I think would be unfair.

Pure Mediterranean Italian Fig sun baked & bursting with fragrance!! It's a wonderful earthy and sensual scent.

The chocolate you want to go to your thighs! Scented with pure chocolate oil and peppermint and spearmint essential oils, this soap is a delicious after-dinner mint of a bubble bar. Wash your cares away in a cloud of guilt free chocolate bubbles and don't be too surprised if someone wants to have you for dessert.

The extraordinary compound of patchouli, sandalwood, and dragon's blood work together to create this wonderful blend.

This milk soap is redolent of creamy warm vanilla custard laced with delicate orange essential oil. Subtle, sweet, and mild. A delicate soap for delicate skin.

This is a delightful blend of pears, peaches, berries and melons. I'm currently doing this in a purple-blue, because it reminds me of the early morning mountain berries we used to sneak out and pick before our parents woke up.

Twas at a ball I met him, he asked me for to dance. I knowed he was a sailor by the way he wore his pants...Old English pub song

This exquisite blend of bay rum, citruses and spices in a gold laden bar will have you willing to climb the riggings too. Rowr!

It's a manly gift of Pirate Loot! Tucked into a gorgeous Pirate Chest, are the following goodies:

• Pirate Bay novelty shaped soaps,  (may vary but can include coins, bottles, fishies, etc.)
• A full size bar of gold laced Pirate Bay glycerin soap
• Two mini rubber Pirate Bath Guardians of Dooooooom,
• A scrubby Soapy Sock, and
• A  small jar of Pirate Bay aftershave lotion.

The only way to get more treasure would be to haul out the metal detector, put on some black socks and sandals and head to Florida. Aye, if you want your first mate to climb your riggings, then this gift is just the thing.

Prefer your soap unsullied by fragrance or colors? No problem! Plain Jane is pure sugar boiled glycerin soap with nothing added.

Pick from a selection of popular favorites made with blended Dead Sea Salts, sun-dried Pacific salts and mineral salt. (1 pound)

Made with real pumpkin and the essential oils of clove, cinnamon and nutmeg, sprinkled throughout with ground spices. This soap smells so much like pumpkin pie that threats to wash your kid's mouth out with soap may be met with cries of "Woo Hoo!"

Renewing Scrubs start with a fluffy Body Parfait base whipped together with pure aloe gel, cucumber water, and exfoliating jojoba pearls and are then infused with the antiaging and antioxidant oils of jojoba and apricot. Leaves skin brighter and softer to the touch. The refreshing scent of cucumber and melon leaves you refreshed and rejuvenated. 4 ounce jar.

A blend of rice flower, ginger, anise, with base notes of amber, musk, and sandalwood. A delicate, but long lasting fragrance.

During the Black Plague, priests and other mendicants were able to treat victims and survivors without contracting the disease themselves. At the time, it was assumed that they had been saved by the grace of God. But further research into the records of the monastaries show that a blend of herbs, oils and spices were made into an unguent and applied to the brethren before they set off on their rounds. Proven by university studies to kill 96% of all airborne bacteria *, you can protect yourself with the same magic.

Rose clay, bentonite, calendula flower, comfrey leaf, chamomile flower, comfrey root, rooibos tea leaves, rose petals, essential oils of ylang ylang and rose geranium.

Rose Otto - Essential Oil ( Rosa damascena ) There is perhaps no better essential oil for women and men than Rose oil for use in treating conditions of the reproductive system. It is highly valued in formulas for mature, dry and sensitive skin, and its tonic action on the heart appears to help relieve cardiac congestion, improve sluggish circulation, and tone the capillaries. This is a 10% dilution of our Rose Otto from Turkey. It is premixed in organic first press cherry oil to make it affordable and easy to use as is. (Undiluted rose otto is available, starting at $400 per ounce. Please contact me directly to order.)

Sandalwood is known for its gentle, woodsy aroma that is enticing, aphrodisiac and loved by both men and women. Vanilla adds a touch of welcome warmth that you will love. This is a fantastic smell on men and women.

Please note that Soapy Hollow will no longer carry Mysore Sandalwood. Please see the detail description for more information about Sandalwood. Our sandalwood soaps are now being made with an Australian sandalwood.

A heady concoction of Australian Sandalwood and Tahitian vanilla bean.

Ever feel like you're just not getting enough sleep? Soapy Hollow to the rescue! This soothing gift set comes tucked in with:

• Your very own Sleeping Sickness (Trypanosoma brucei) stuffed microbe, 
• Sachet of Lavender Buds with aroma beads, 
• Lavender Lullaby soap (traditional)
• French Lavender Glycerin
• 12 Lavender Vanilla soap stars
• 1 ounce bottle of Lullaby Essential oil blend with a bonus mini-mister

Sleep Well!